EU-Mania

when you buy a std car to use day to day

Wen u jump in ur work van and fell like ur driving a hgv

(It feels a long way down wen u get bk in ur car lol)

snap.
why cant i join in

Wen you know where every drain ad pot hole is in a 10 mile radius of your own house.

Wen you cringe every time you break had as the front bumper bottoms out.

what the sills hit ur drive, when the chassis hit a even road, when u know where to miss the pot holes, when u have no back seats just to get out of arguments about someone going in the back coz it will rub
and the scariest for me so far locking up and nearly take out my suspension by following my friend who don't slow for speed bumps and me seeing it at the last minute

when an oil change becomes a major task as the sump has to come off with hot oil in it due to the sump plug being ground off to flat.

when you've no longer got clearance for a sump guard and have to plate your sump in 4mm steel instead!

When your see sawing on a small speedbump.

Alex_225 wrote:...when, you cringe in somene else's (standard) car because they drover over a drain cover!


This thread is making me smile already!!! lol

I do this lol you know what happened to my lupo lol

You know ur lupo when u hit a pot hole and ur air bags go off !!!!

Hitting a pot hole and the airbags going off is pretty mental. Shoews how low and rock hard the suspension is! lol

When you have to think about moving from 40profile tyres to 45's because your too stuck up to make the car higher!!

I tell ya, I'd rather gain 1CM through tyre profile than raise the suspension! Never!!!

When you drive to a cruise but have to park outside it and walk in. It's hapened before you know

Pea wrote:When you drive to a cruise but have to park outside it and walk in. It's hapened before you know

got an image of all the nice low cars in a line out side the cruise because they can't get in to the car park etc.

when no comment is required

When you find yourself saying.........

Officer I'm not drunk, I have to drive that way to avoid hitting dips in the road !

Aamir wrote:Officer I'm not drunk, I have to drive that way to avoid hitting dips in the road !

I was thinking about this the other night. I'll drive roung pot holes and drain covers etc. If a copper was following and watched me, he'd think I was either mental or off my t!ts!!

Aamir wrote:When you find yourself saying.........

Officer I'm not drunk, I have to drive that way to avoid hitting dips in the road !

haha thats quality

"eumania driver"
arn't drunk there just avoiding the pot holes


If Carlsberg made roads "there wouldn't be any f**cking pot holes, raised grates, dips in the road and most important NO speed bumps ect !!

Pea wrote:When you drive to a cruise but have to park outside it and walk in. It's hapened before you know

PMSL laughing done that before.

Aamir wrote:When you find yourself saying.........

Officer I'm not drunk, I have to drive that way to avoid hitting dips in the road !

Done that too, aparently i was driving erratically. ROFL

dj_lupz wrote:"eumania driver"
arn't drunk there just avoiding the pot holes

If I had that as a bumper sticker, i prob wouldn't of got pulled that day eh !

Pea wrote:When you drive to a cruise but have to park outside it and walk in. It's hapened before you know

done that at the revenge cruise last year haha funny shit and getting stopped by police for drive all over the road to miss things

When them fat cat bastards cant get there clamp on your car FTW!

when you go to a kwik fit & they tell you, your to low for us to put on the wheel alignment machine.

when your @ home & want to jack up your car, you have to use a scissor jack to fit the trolly jack under the car.

when you have to crawl over sideways to get over speed humps

when you have to carry people in the back they must be skinny only...tubby has to sit next to the driver that is also tubby in my case...even weight distribution!

when people inside & outside hear you scrape your exhaust on a hump...& you either hear them or see them go "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"

when your sideskirts are the same hight as the pavement

when your parked/at the lights with a standard version of your car & your mirror sitts lower than theres

when your next to a van & it seems like a lorry vs mini...

When your getting new tyres, and the guys who are fitting them say, "Do you no your car's suspension is broken"

When you have to lift the car so jack fits under.

pictures speak louder than words lol