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Postby Andy on Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:46 pm

When filling out the 'mods declared' section of the insurance paperwork noting down how much you've lowered your car by, send back the paperwork and they reuse to insure you because they think the car is undriveable!!

Been there done it 8)
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Postby pedenjohn on Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:44 pm

when you cant get out of your car because the door hits the pavement!
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Postby dannyjay on Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:56 pm

pedenjohn wrote:when you cant get out of your car because the door hits the pavement!


Aye, and it doesn't half make you cringe when it happens!!
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Postby WROnG-UN on Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:38 pm

When you hit a slightly raised manhole cover and then see your backbox
in your rear view mirror lying on the road getting smaller and smaller as
you drive off.......happened on my old juiced Escort van :lol:
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Postby watson1234 on Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:19 pm

when your going down a bumpy road and your spliter scraps on the ground :evil:
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Postby madseb on Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:49 pm

when at night you lower the electric tilt on your headlights, to scan for potholes in the road infront.
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Postby xXPolePrincessXx on Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:29 pm

ha ha, these replys have made me giggle and cringe!!

unfortunately i am that girl who struggles to get out of the car coz its just a tad low lol!!
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Postby SnifferSneath on Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:56 pm

when you swerve around horse shit!!
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Postby jamiee on Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:23 pm

SnifferSneath wrote:when you swerve around horse shit!!

or dead stuff in the road lol

when you cant come out of banked junctions without your front end eating tarmac lol
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Postby Phil_T on Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:52 pm

When a quarter of your engine mount is missing

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hahahahaha, I wont say whos it is unless they say its ok for me to tell you lot
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Postby ROBBIE on Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:26 pm

Phil_T wrote:When a quarter of your engine mount is missing

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hahahahaha, I wont say whos it is unless they say its ok for me to tell you lot


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Postby Alex_225 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:37 pm

I know my cars low because I'm not able to drive it now because there too much snow on the ground! lol
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Postby adrian306 on Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:55 am

i know my cars low cos i can drive my car under a standard ride height 306 wing mirror!

u look like a knob at dartford tunnel or maccy d's drivethough cos u look up and cant reach the guy to give him cash!

best part is on the m25 when you spark up the exhuast and old people keep away from you! lol
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Postby madseb on Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:43 pm

i know my cars low, because i couldnt find it this morning...

b@strd snow
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Postby coyle on Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:01 pm

i know my car's low because i hit a pot hole last week, and it cracked my front bumper and broke 2 of the mounts, and cracked my side skirt too :(
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Postby leo on Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:45 pm

when u car becomes a snow plaw thing and cant get to work (pics later)
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Postby gregwalters on Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:50 pm

when the snow in the middle of the road rips your splitter off :(
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Postby Olop_Danny on Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:23 pm

When you know EXACTLY where your car hits the tarmac, EVERY time.

When you have to measure how far away you are from a curb from reflections in the cars next to you, just so you don't bend your splitter back.

When you look at you car you always get the thought - "I could go about 1mm lower...."
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Postby madseb on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:33 pm

when people ask you to use your car to clear the snow in the road infront........bloody cheak!
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Postby steve-O! on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:53 pm

when you go over a tarmac speedbump and get stuck with the wheels off the floor coz you havnt seen it coming and you got to get out and push it back off the bump on with ppl beeping behind you !! :oops:
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Postby jikay on Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:35 pm

When you get alllll the girls ;)
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Postby dj_lupz on Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:02 pm

jikay wrote:When you get alllll the girls ;)


Get low, Get layed!
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Postby max on Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:37 pm

dj_lupz wrote:
jikay wrote:When you get alllll the girls ;)


Get low, Get layed!


lol i knew that was going to come in somewhere
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Postby Gilly on Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:58 pm

jikay wrote:When you get alllll the girls ;)


Bless them :lol:
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Postby saxagogo on Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:15 pm

when you cant go to work bcos the snow is to deep your bumper wont plow through it

in my case yesterday an today an the was only 3-4 inches of the stuff

sounded great tellin me boss why i couldnt make it in
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